So I think I understand self love. In that you need to find something worth loving about yourself, before you can expect anyone else too. My problem comes in when I feel good about myself, and someone you love doesn’t. I think I’m an attractive person, and above all that I’m constantly trying to be a better person. My wife and I haven’t made love or fucked or anything in between for going on 3 months. This has got me second guessing the things I thought I was all about. I’m still madly in love with her and soooooo physically attracted to her that it’s also making me angry and bitter and weirdly hateful in general. When I was a bachelor I went way longer without physical contact and didn’t feel anything close to this. I’m worried I’m sad and I’m lonely. And I dont really know what to do.
This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
They’re his pride now!
This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.
as a native floridian from the orlando area that the idea of disney owning almost all media isn’t even weird to me. they already practically own like, a good chunk of florida and the Mickey Chip embedded into the base of my spine is telling me that that’s a good thing
My mickey chip is now shocking me repeatedly for making this post, I have to buy tarzan on DVD if I want the pain to stop now
The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.
it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb.
And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.